Today I was waiting at the bus stop, listening to headphones I worked hard to pay for because I’m not a fucking thief like my sister. It was about negative 100 feet deep outside, that’s Italian for some sort of temperature, and needless to say my ears were nippy. I tried listening to music to warm up but then I realized I could just put on a hat! Once said hat was applied my chilly ear problem was solved which brings me to my point:
Knock it off Cole.
We get it. You go to journalism school. You wanted an excuse to write about Freddie Mercury so you disguised it in a story about freezing extremities. Queen doesn’t have anything to do with ear warmth and shouldn’t be advertised as winter headgear. All Queen does is rock my socks off. Who can have an awesome moustache and still wear spandex pants besides myself? Freddie can and did.
Knock it off Cole.
Another thing that bothered me was the fact that you called your usual playlist “stale and boring” and said it wasn’t “worthy of listening to”. If you move your eyes two inches to the left of this you’ll see a blog titled “Perfect Playlist can Cure Winter Blues”. That’s funny… I wonder if they’re the same playlist?
FACT: They more than likely are the same playlist!
I’ve know Cole long enough to know that she just listens to the same 18-25 songs over and over and over again. Sure, there’s a new rap song every 3 months that comes out and grabs her attention but besides that her “perfect playlist” has been the same since 2004. I know it’s hard to buy new music since the State News pays you in food stamps but c’mon!
Knock it off Cole.
Lastly, if there’s a link on Cole’s blog, it better go to a baby animal picture. When I click on something on Cole’s blog it’s because my Pavlovian tongue is drooling for some cute cuddly baby critter goodness. I don’t want to see early Freddie’s fucked up grill and mooseknuckle. Damn you for this dependency!
